{"id":16,"date":"2012-01-05T14:33:34","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T14:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/royby.com\/?p=16"},"modified":"2012-01-05T14:33:34","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T14:33:34","slug":"miss-understandings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/royby.com\/miss-understandings\/","title":{"rendered":"miss understandings"},"content":{"rendered":"

Me: \"I'll have the smoked beef and cheddar baguette with salad and a cappuccino please. But can you bring the cappuccino after you bring the baguette, not before?\"<\/p>\n

Waiter: \"You want a tall latte?\"<\/p>\n

Me: \"No, I want a cappuccino, but don't bring it right now, bring it later.\"<\/p>\n

Waiter: \"OK, you want a tall latte?\"<\/p>\n

Me: \"No, why would I want a tall latte? I want a cappuccino.\"<\/p>\n

Waiter: \"Tall latte and cappuccino same thing.\"<\/p>\n

Me: \"No, a cappuccino and tall latte are different things.\"<\/p>\n

Waiter: \"Tall latte and cappuccino the same. They both have one shot espresso and hot milk.\"<\/p>\n

Me: \"Yes, but they are different and I want a cappuccino please.\"<\/p>\n

At this stage I realised it was pointless asking for the cappuccino later rather than sooner so that I could enjoy it hot after the baguette instead of cold after sitting there for 10 or 15 minutes. Tactical error on my part, I should have ordered the coffee when half way through the baguette, but hey, I was in an upmarket cafe where the staff are supposedly used to serving and understanding foreigners, wasn't I??? Annam, please get your act together.<\/p>\n

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My cappuccino getting cold while I enjoy my baguette.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Me: \"I'll have the smoked beef and cheddar baguette with salad and a cappuccino please. But can you bring the cappuccino after you bring the baguette, not before?\" Waiter: \"You want a tall latte?\" Me: \"No, I want a cappuccino, but don't bring it right now, bring it later.\" Waiter: \"OK, you want a tall […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"qubely_global_settings":"","qubely_interactions":"","editor_plus_copied_stylings":"{}","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,26],"tags":[35,37,45,53,72,84],"featured_image_urls":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","image-240":"","image-480":"","image-640":"","image-720":"","image-960":"","image-1168":"","image-1440":"","image-1920":"","qubely_landscape":"","qubely_portrait":"","qubely_thumbnail":""},"post_excerpt_stackable":"

Me: \"I'll have the smoked beef and cheddar baguette with salad and a cappuccino please. But can you bring the cappuccino after you bring the baguette, not before?\" Waiter: \"You want a tall latte?\" Me: \"No, I want a cappuccino, but don't bring it right now, bring it later.\" Waiter: \"OK, you want a tall latte?\" Me: \"No, why would I want a tall latte? I want a cappuccino.\" Waiter: \"Tall latte and cappuccino same thing.\" Me: \"No, a cappuccino and tall latte are different things.\" Waiter: \"Tall latte and cappuccino the same. They both have one shot espresso and…<\/p>\n","category_list":"restaurants<\/a>, vietnam<\/a>","author_info":{"name":"Roy Hornsby","url":"https:\/\/royby.com\/author\/cauliflower\/"},"comments_num":"1 comment","featured_image_urls_v2":{"full":"","thumbnail":"","medium":"","medium_large":"","large":"","1536x1536":"","2048x2048":"","image-240":"","image-480":"","image-640":"","image-720":"","image-960":"","image-1168":"","image-1440":"","image-1920":"","qubely_landscape":"","qubely_portrait":"","qubely_thumbnail":""},"post_excerpt_stackable_v2":"

Me: \"I'll have the smoked beef and cheddar baguette with salad and a cappuccino please. But can you bring the cappuccino after you bring the baguette, not before?\" Waiter: \"You want a tall latte?\" Me: \"No, I want a cappuccino, but don't bring it right now, bring it later.\" Waiter: \"OK, you want a tall latte?\" Me: \"No, why would I want a tall latte? I want a cappuccino.\" Waiter: \"Tall latte and cappuccino same thing.\" Me: \"No, a cappuccino and tall latte are different things.\" Waiter: \"Tall latte and cappuccino the same. They both have one shot espresso and…<\/p>\n","category_list_v2":"restaurants<\/a>, vietnam<\/a>","author_info_v2":{"name":"Roy Hornsby","url":"https:\/\/royby.com\/author\/cauliflower\/"},"comments_num_v2":"1 comment","acf":[],"qubely_featured_image_url":null,"qubely_author":{"display_name":"Roy Hornsby","author_link":"https:\/\/royby.com\/author\/cauliflower\/"},"qubely_comment":1,"qubely_category":"restaurants<\/a> vietnam<\/a>","qubely_excerpt":"Me: \"I'll have the smoked beef and cheddar baguette with salad and a cappuccino please. But can you bring the cappuccino after you bring the baguette, not before?\" Waiter: \"You want a tall latte?\" Me: \"No, I want a cappuccino, but don't bring it right now, bring it later.\" Waiter: \"OK, you want a tall…","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/royby.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/royby.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/royby.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royby.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royby.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/royby.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/royby.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royby.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/royby.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}