NEWS.com.au | Masturbation ‘may prevent cancer’ (July 16, 2003)
I just knew some good would come out of it!
So it would appear there is another way
apart from an apple to keep the doctor away
It is so much fun and my prostate is clear,
Of course I’m now blind but I grin from ear to ear
Your article on masturbation was truly uplifting as I have always believed this to be true ie use it heaps or loose the fucking lot. My nuts are too precious to loose so I use them a lot. So when people call me a fucking wanker, I nodd agreement with this rye smurk on my dial and I think to myself at least I wont get prostate cancer. I reckon masturbation keeps your prostate healthy & erect rather than prostrate. What is really important regarding cancer however is the cleansing of the digestive system. Get the book “How to cure all Cancers”. An insightful look at the causes of cancer & other diseases, with remedies on how to kill cancer in the body within 3 days. Ha you may well say. Just read the fucking book & doo yourself a favour.
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WHO cares if you go blind? An Australian study has found that frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life.
The study indicated that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.